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My First Magazine Cover

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November #pawpawty Playlist

Dis my November #pawpawty playlist. I hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as I enjoyed playing it!


Let's RUMBLE! ♫ Link Wray - Rumble . Strrrrrrut! Purrrrrrrrrrrr…
Barktender can I have One Nip Julep? ♫ Ray Charles 1961 - One Mint Julep.
@flacatlady would you be my mojo box ? ;-) ♫ Southern Culture on the Skids – Mojo Box. Let's dance!
Hey, somebody want to get me a coke? ♫ Tom Waits - Heart Attack and Vine. @SnowWhiteCat This stuff'll probably kill ya, let's do another line!
Dis one for my pal @PetietheCat and his sweet @Pandafur. ♫ Danny Gatton - Sleep walk.
@MorrisCat DAM fine city! MOL! ♫ The_Fratellis - Chelsea_Dagger.
Don't mess up my threads you notty old cougars! ♫ Carl Perkins – Blue Suede Shoes. Step step spin kick jump Purrrrrrrrr!
♫ Elvis Presley - Heartbreak Hotel. AIR GUITAR!!!
♫ Southern Culture On The Skids - Skullbucket .
Dis my song! ♫ Lynyrd Skynyrd – Call Me The Breeze .
Purrrrrrrrr… Black slacks, I'm a real cool Breeze! ♫ Joe Bennett & The Sparkletones – Black Slacks.
Look out ladies, da mancats are here! @petiethecat @Herbie_Cat @MariodaCat. Putting our vines on so we can look dap ♫ Sarah Vaughan – Doodlin' and dis is the hardest song to sing EVER.
♫ Material & William S. Burroughs - Words of Advice for Young People. Interdependence is the key word, enlightened interdependence. Smokin' a nip cigar, wow man, dat good advice.
Dis some of da best bottleneck slide ever heard in rock and roll." ♫ Danny Gatton – Slide. It also THE best playing wif a towel over da guitar neck EVER, Watch da video! step step spinnnnnnnnnnnnn jump split!
@BunnyJeanCook wanna pearl necklace!" ♫ ZZ Top - Pearl Necklace.

And here some dat I didn't get to play. Sometimes an hour isn't enough!
@MaggieTDog @Kyba Here da sensitive guys #pawpawty ♫ Christine Lavin – Sensitive New Age Guys.
♫ Trio – Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha.
WHOA da speakers on dis puter haven't worked for years and now dey playz DIS song. It makez me run fast! ♫ Modern Lovers – Roadrunner.
Crazy bout a mercree gonna cruise up an down dis road! ♫ MERCURY BLUES" K.C. DOUGLAS 1956.

Nov. 21st Pawpawty

Hellooooo ladies! Purrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I be DJing at da #pawpawty from 4-5pm Eastern on Saturday! Be dare or be skware!

Here a sneak preview of my playlist. I'll edit this after my set.

@Petiethecat Dose cougars better not mess wif my threads!

@CathyKeisha You can be my mojo box ;-) ♫ Southern Culture on the Skids – MoJo Box It's a date. Ummmm, but Iz nootered. I hope you like dancing. MOL!

@PierreThePoodle da ladies love dose black cats errrr slacks ♫ Joe Bennett & The Sparkletones – Black Slacks purrrrrrrrrr Black slacks I'm a real cool Breeze!

Guys, grab a girl for da slow one. Dis kittehboi gotta go to sleep now. ♫ Danny Gatton – Sleep Walk

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And dis dat music I listening to:

Roadrunner Roadrunner
Driving faster-miles-an-hour

Wedding of Poppy and Hansee

Wedding of Poppy and Hansee

Oh oh oh! Don't forget da big event at dis weekend's #pawpawty!

Miss Poppy Smithson (@poppy_dog) and Mr. Hans Bundy (@hanseebundee) are getting married this weekend. YAY!

Da wedding will be on Sunday November 22, 2009, 10:00 am Pacific/6:00 pm UK on Twitter and use hashtag #AnipalWedding.

Be sure to sign up at Tweetvite so da Barktenders can stock up!

Da ceremony will be preceded by a #pawpawty, and dat in an earlier post. Plus I will be DJing at 4PM Eastern on Sunday. I will blog dat once I decide on an outfit! MOL!!!

Miss Chilipepper Mind Control

Breeze and Hillary

My friend Boris Kitty gave me dis most excellent Hillary Clinton cat toy. She makes me giggle. MOL!

dudefest Playlist

#dudefest Pizza and beer, and a full wallet.

I would like to dedicate dis song to anipals over Rainbow Bridge.
Neville Brothers - Amazing Grace

I loves dis song, it about my cougars The Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Women
I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to! Rodney Carrington - The Man Song
Dis my theme song, Dancing to piano! Lynyrd Skynyrd – Call Me The Breeze
Da lady say did her favrit song when she was 14 Led Zeppelin – Whole Lotta Love
Another of da lady's favrits The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
Moving the playlist up to 1974 or so, Got da radio on! The Modern Lovers - Roadrunner
Dis one goes out to @the_most_happy Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion
Something for those with more eclectic tastes Fats Waller - Eraserhead - Lenox Avenue Blues
thx for drink @tuttifruiti_cat Little Richard – Tutti Frutti
Got My Mojo Workin for dat @BunnyJeanCook Muddy Waters - Got My Mojo Workin
Dis another one for my cougars! David Bromberg Band - Danger Man II
Johnny Winter - Mama Talk To Your Daughter (Live)
@tuttifruiti_cat @brutusthedane @BunnyJeanCook : Dey do respect her butt! Bob Seger - Her Strut
Dis for @trailerparkdogs : Southern Culture On The Skids - Dirt Track Date
The Doors - Back Door Man
Otis Redding - Your One and Only Man
Spencer Davis Group - I'm a Man
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man (Studio Version)
Bo Diddley - I'm a Man
The Allman Brothers Band - Hoochie Coochie Man
Uncle Bonsai - Penis Envy
Lou Rawls - A Natural Man
Man Smart, Woman Smarter (live) - Harry Belafonte

Three Column Mod

Call Me The Breeze started wif the Rounders 3 Template. If your lady is a geekess like mine she can probably follow this. REMEMBER to back up your existing template in case something goes wrong.

I following so many bloggys dat dey were disappearing "below the fold." Dis article showed me how to turn da Blogger Rounders 3 template into a 3-column template:
Three Column Blogger: Three Column Rounders 3.

It worked pretty good, but da lady is picky and didn't like some of it.

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First, da images for da rounded corners went away so da lady made her own.
Click here to open top cap in a new window.
Click here to open bottom cap in a new window.

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Der wuz a problem wif font colors in the left sidebar.
Find this text:

#newsidebar h2 {
color: $postTitleColor;
border-bottom: 1px dotted $postTitleColor;
}
#newsidebarbottom h2 {
color: $postTitleColor;
border-bottom: 1px dotted $postTitleColor;
}

In dat section change in two places from

color: $postTitleColor;

to

color: $topSidebarHeaderColor;

and right below that add some new colors.

#newsidebar a {
color: $topSidebarLinkColor;
}
#newsidebar a:hover {
color: $topSidebarVisitedLinkColor;
}
#newsidebar a:visited {
color: $topSidebarVisitedLinkColor;
}
#newsidebarbottom a {
color: $bottomSidebarLinkColor;
}
#newsidebar a:hover,
#newsidebar a:visited {
color: $bottomSidebarVisitedLinkColor;
}

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Also der a problem with footer.
Find

body#layout #outer-wrapper {
width: 730px;

}

And change the 730 to 980.

Tweaking Bloggy Headers

Call Me The Breeze started wif the Blogger Rounders 3 Template. If your lady is a geekess like mine she can probably follow this.

REMEMBER to back up your existing template in case something goes wrong.

Where dere bold face means substitute your stuff.

To add a tiled background image find the line

background:#123;

and change it to

background:#123 url('http://www.yoursite.com/yourbackground.jpg') fixed repeat top left;

and make sure it all on one line, not split like dat was.
If your image iz transparent, change the #123 to a suitable background color.

To make the title bar show name of post and a description, find the section wif da <Title> tag and make some changes:

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "index"'>
<title><data:blog.title/> | your description</title>
<b:else/>
<title><data:blog.pageName/> | <data:blog.title/> | your description</title>
</b:if>

Add dogtaggies for google in the header section right below the title bar section:
<META CONTENT='This is a sentence that describes your blog.' NAME='Description'/>
<META CONTENT='some keywords separated by commas, cats, dogs, pictures of animals' NAME='Keywords'/>

To set a favorite icon, da little pixchur in your browser address line, you have to store your icon on another site. After the line

<b:include data="blog" name="all-head-content">

add dis:

<link href='http://www.yoursite.com/iconname.ico' rel='shortcut icon' />

@CaplinROUS book arrived today!

Dat Caplin is my favrit Rodent of Unusual Size. He has a blog called Capybara Madness: A Pet Capybara's View of the World. You can talk to him on twitter, just follow @CaplinROUS.

November #PawPawty

Tweetup :: November #PawPawty (via @frugaldougal) #twtvite

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Remember to sign up for the Wedding of Hansee and Poppy!

Dudefest!

#dudefest I DJing at 9 am EST November 14 - Barktenders needed!

Felis Impossiblus

felis Monstricus

Dis my new Kritter Kondo. Da lady says I'll get used to it in a few days.

From da lady: Setup takes less than five minutes. Unfold, insert a few pins to hold it open. Insert cat accessories and a cat and there you are. When you're done for the day, the Kritter Kondo folds easily and fits in a nice carrying case. I don't know how much it weighs but I had no trouble carrying it.

Chili wants Mr. Breeze's Duck

Iz practising for cage match!

oh oh oh da lady mms dis!

Dis me and @SirFrancisDuck napping.

My Amazon Shop

Da lady making my favrits into an ashop on amazon.com.