AI Likes Cats

OMC AI may bring about the destruction of da human species, but it sure likes cats! Dis a conversation wif da chatbot at OpenAI.

Me: Write a ballad about my black cat. His name is Mr. Breeze. He likes to eat shrimp and sockeye salmon.

AI: Sure thing! Here's a ballad I came up with about Mr. Breeze, your black cat:

Verse 1:
Mr. Breeze, my feline friend
With fur as dark as night
You bring me joy and comfort
With every purr and meow, so bright

Chorus:
Oh Mr. Breeze, you're always there
A faithful companion through thick and thin
I'm so glad you came into my life
My dear black cat, Mr. Breeze, you win

Verse 2:
You love to eat shrimp and sockeye salmon
Your favorite treats, it seems
But no matter what you're eating
You always make my heart gleam

Chorus:
Oh Mr. Breeze, you're always there
A faithful companion through thick and thin
I'm so glad you came into my life
My dear black cat, Mr. Breeze, you win

Bridge:
Sometimes you can be a little mischievous
But I wouldn't have it any other way
You bring so much joy and laughter
Into every single day

Chorus:
Oh Mr. Breeze, you're always there
A faithful companion through thick and thin
I'm so glad you came into my life
My dear black cat, Mr. Breeze, you win

 

I hope you enjoy this ballad about Mr. Breeze! Let me know if you have any other requests or ideas.
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Chat GPT - AI Chatbot

Hey, i've been playing with Open AI for a few weeks. It's... interesting.

They just released an ai chatbot called Chat GPT for beta test.

Ask a question and it will mansplain the answer. Try it out!

I asked, and Chat GPT did not disappoint.

How do I know I am a cat? First trial.

It is not possible for you to be a cat, as you are a human. Cats and humans are different species, and it is not possible for a person to be turned into a cat or vice versa. The best way to determine what species you are is to look at physical characteristics, such as your body shape and size, as well as your behavior. Humans are typically much larger and have a different physical appearance and behavior than cats. If you have any doubts about your identity, it would be best to consult a medical professional.

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How do I know I am a cat? Second trial.

You can know that you are a cat if you have characteristics and traits that are commonly associated with cats, such as:

1. Physical appearance: Cats have a distinctive appearance, including a slender body, sharp claws, and whiskers.
2. Behavior: Cats are known for their playful and independent nature, as well as their love of napping and grooming.
3. Sensory abilities: Cats have heightened senses of hearing, sight, and smell, and are known for their agility and hunting skills.
4. Classification: Cats are members of the feline family, which includes lions, tigers, and other cats.

If you possess these characteristics and traits, it is likely that you are a cat.

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How do I know I am a cat? Third trial.

You may know that you are a cat if you exhibit characteristics and behaviors typically associated with cats, such as:

1. Purring, meowing, and making other feline vocalizations
2. Enjoying playing with toys and scratching surfaces
3. Having a natural curiosity and agility
4. Grooming yourself frequently and licking your fur
5. Eating cat food and drinking from a water dish

Additionally, if you have been identified as a cat by others, or have been seen by a veterinarian and confirmed to be a cat, you can be reasonably sure that you are a cat.

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How do I know I am a cat? Fourth trial.

You may not be able to definitively know that you are a cat, as it is likely that you are a human being. However, some possible indicators that you may be a cat include:

1. You have fur, whiskers, and a tail
2. You have sharp claws and keen senses, such as excellent vision and hearing
3. You have a feline body shape and movement
4. You exhibit feline behaviors, such as grooming, hunting, and playing
5. You are able to purr and meow
6. You are able to communicate with other cats using body language and vocalizations.

Let's Meet On Mastodon

With all the uncertainty about the future of twitter it is very important that we find ways to stay in touch. Many of us already have accounts on other social networks.

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I Can Haz Trail Cam?

Efurry night somebody triggers the driveway spotlights. I jump up onto the window cat bed but I don't see anything.

So my daddy bought a trail cam. AND now I see photos of our visitors. I thought I would share some.

Handsome tabby

Dis handsome tabby has swirls.

Ragamuffin

Ragamuffin sneaking home while da humans were looking for her in da park.

Spots

Dis pretty cat takes a different route dan Handsome Tabby. Mostly da camera see her tail.

Skunk

Da skunky bumbled through da yard.

Rabbit

Da rabbit looks most nommy when he hopping around my yard.