I gave dat @ParkerSKat a brat lesson. It seemed like a good idea to let da entire innerwebs learn from my bratitude.
moar funny pictures
- Every water glass must have a cat face in it.
- Always sleep in da big bed wif da hoomans and try to push dem off when dey asleep.
- Run across dem sleepy hoomans' bellies when da morning birds start chirping.
- When you want someting rake ONE claw on da backs of da hoomans legs as dey walk by.
- Idly bat the @sisfurcats' ears when we in da sunpuddle.
- Give da sisfurcats love nips when dey sleeping.
- Herd da hoomans toward da noms and nip da heels if dey goes da wrong way.
- Whip your tail under da hoomans feets so dey step on it. YOWL and dey gives you noms.
- "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
- *kneadkneadknead* da hoomans bellies in da morning. Best if you knead da bladder.
- Wear a Harley-Davidson collar.
- Add cat fur to spice up everything da hoomans cook.
- Weave around da hoomans legs and try to trip dem.
- When hoomans leave credit card near da computer, buy cat toys.
- Da kitteh's number one job is to make sure da hoomans don't type anyting but twitter.
- Clean your plate - and everyone else's!
- Cats love to sing in the car.
- If da hoomans won't wake up, nom whichever @sisfurcats is sleeping on dem!
- From @Ryker_Tyker: THWACKOLOGY. Principle that all items not bolted down on counters are meant to be THWACKED TO THE GROUND
- Cat hair accessorizes any clothing, furniture, or quilt. [Dat da Oxford comma. Don't whine.]
- A shrimpie a day keepz dat V-E-T away.
- Climb WAAAAY high and pull da hoomans' hairs as dey walk under.
- Lie in the doorway and play tollbooth.
- If the only tool you have is papers, all of life's problems tend to look like catnip.
- Never say anything you wouldn't want to see spraypainted on the front of your house.
- Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the EMTs.
- No outfit is complete wifout cat hair. -- from @samthewatcher http://twitpic.com/9m11cq
- Hoomans has to learn to watch where dey sits or lies down or puts da feet. My tail is where it is.
- It is easier to get forgiveness that to get permission.
