About Facebook

I have been having fun on fursbook, but sometimes da anipals cops an attitude about Facebook. Somebody just told me dat Facebook has "an agenda" cuz some bad people operates on it.

Facebutt doesn't ask new members if dey fake soldiers, hookers or animal abusers, and even if they did those low-lifes would lie about it. Hell, I lied and said I was hooman, so you see how easy it is? How is dat an agenda?

Facebook's Terms of Service states very clearly

Facebook users provide their real names and information, and we need your help to keep it that way. Here are some commitments you make to us relating to registering and maintaining the security of your account:

1. You will not provide any false personal information on Facebook, or create an account for anyone other than yourself without permission.
2. You will not create more than one personal profile.
3. If we disable your account, you will not create another one without our permission.

Facebook is nothing more than a software platform for creating communities and da platform membership reflects the real world prevalence of dem sickos. Dey more visible cuz dey tinks da innerwebs is anonymous. So don't friend people you don't know! And for crying out loud, don't let your kids on there unsupervised. Would you put your kid on a train into the city alone? Well then! Why you let your kids on da innerwebs?

I would like you to please consider that law enforcement uses Facebook to catch dem bad people. You jump up and get da bad shit taken down, when FBI and Interpol go to catch dem da evidence iz gone. Dat Evidence Tampering and Obstruction of Justice. You should report crime to The Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) or Information Technology Crime. Srsly.

I getz fake stufs in my peemail every day. I see it on TV. It shows up in my mailbox. People on da corner ask for money, twitter scammers asks for money too. It everywhere. So why are you singling out Facebutt? Easy, cuz you mad at dem and you not being objective. Facebook did hurt my feelings too when dey deleted my profile, but rules is rules, dear.

So tell your hooman to tell all his/her friends to write to Facebook and ask them to allow animal profiles. Don't sign some pointless petition, cuz dat just one email so it makes no impact. Send them hundreds of individual emails!