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"Mamas Don't Let Your Puppies Grow Up to be Housecats"

To the tune of "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys"

Mamas, don't let your puppies grow up to be housecats
Don't let 'em lay around, doin' nothin' but naps
They'll scratch up the furniture, and shred all your clothes
And leave hair on your carpet, wherever they go.

Puppies are loyal, they'll fetch and they'll play
They'll stick by your side, every night and all day
Cats are aloof, and they do as they please
They'll knock off your knick-knacks, with a single sneeze

Mamas, don't let your puppies grow up to be housecats
They'll ignore all your commands, and leave messes in mats
Puppies are social, they love to be trained
Cats will just yawn, and walk off in disdain

So mamas, please heed this warning of mine
Stick with your puppies, they'll be loyal and kind
Don't let 'em turn into those feline fiends
Just stick with your dogs, and you'll be livin' the dream.

Lyrics by ChatGPT.